Attempts to accurately awaken and acquire the ability to amaze and amuse with alliteration acumen
Updated: Sep 21, 2021
Penny, reading your Peppered, staccato like, Professional deliveries of your ABC’s of Internet Dating, with all your Probable scenarios, witty Puns, and not so Pristine, but Practical Points of view, has Perhaps been, one of the most Pleasurable experiences, and of which I looked forward to. You seem to be so Passionate and Possess such a keen Perception of the Internet Dating World that you Paint such a Palatable Picture I can taste your words: a virtual Parfait ranging from Peanut Butter to Pickled Pigs Feet to Pheasant under Glass and everything in between. Reading your Pet Peeves to your Priceless Poetic Parodies is like having my own Private Party with Popcorn for one: a Pain-in-the a$$ being just a Party of one but better than being with the wrong Person whose Presence is like an annoying Pebble in my shoe. It is the Priceless Dating information you bring to the table and the Pragmatic but humorous Presentation you Pitch that keeps me and other Pathetic dateless People (I’m sure) Parallelized and glued to FB in great anticipation of your next Prodigious and wonderfully Philosophical and Promising words of deep, Penetrating insight.
I’d love to write more but my Phone is ringing. I forgot I have a Phone appointment with my Professional Psychologist. I apparently have some kind of Psychological Propensity to speak in alliteration—Particularly using the letter P. Please Pray for a Possible solution as it is now becoming Problematic.
Bobby’s Predictable attempts at humor – Penniless (but) My friendship with Penny? Priceless. DeForest Shields